fake polite jewelry store

I guess the word they really wanted to lead off with wasn't appropriate. Thanks Hopita.

New Orleans "Cuisine"

Just eat this "Cuisine" which is definitely food you should definitely ingest. Thanks Emily.

featuring "organic"

Submitter Austin explains, "This sign is on all the parking spots at Mildred's Big City Food in Gainesville, FL. Their clientele is generally up there in age, so maybe they are trying to give them a heads up about the 'organic' craze or something."

"catering"

Submitter Mark writes, "Found this gem while at a 'catered' lecture. Didn't stop me from eating the barbecue though."

your "plumber"

I guess this is just a guy who has a plunger in his van. Thanks Eleanor.

Apartment for something

I wonder what they really expect you to do to the apartment. Thanks Rebecca.

"touch history"

Ok, History. Just show me on this doll where you were touched. Thanks anonymous submitter.

"music event booking"

This is definitely a "legitimate" "business." Thanks Jessica.

"free" can of soda

I guess there's no such thing as free soda. Thanks Aaron.

Don't be a "pig"

To be fair, literal pigs probably don't have pets. Thanks Andrew.