"promotional material"

Maybe the makers of these promos are trying to cast doubt to get you to actually look at the material. Thanks Chris.

For certain values of "soon"

I wonder if the marketplace will ever show up at all, or if it will just take an outrageous amount of time (kind of like it takes for me to post submissions on this blog -- sorry everyone! I wonder if there's a marketplace there now). Thanks Matthew.

"Reopen"

I guess there is some kind of barbershop closing code going on here. Maybe some of them are extra secret code names for haircuts. Thanks Lindsey.

"Fire Alarm"

I guess this one's a decoy? Thanks Alex.

Real "Italians"

This photo was taken in Australia, so maybe the cooks are Italian-Australian. Or maybe they are wearing Mario and Luigi outfits? Thanks Julian.

"charities" eh?

I wonder if "Charities in our local community" is the name of the dubious fund. Thanks Jake.

"Fresh Squeezed" you say?

I am now imagining some flight attendants with a bushel of oranges and a juicer in that tiny kitchen area in the front of the plane. Maybe these quotation marks are accurate. Thanks Justin.

"No Exceptions"

This is a real wink-winker, I think. Thanks Denise.

Beware of "Cat"

I can only wonder what kind of mountain lion/tiger/dragon they have that they are calling "Cat." Thanks Esther.

Absolutely "none"

Dorie spotted this in an NYC cab. I guess a little eating or drinking, if you keep it subtle, is A-ok.