loosely defined

Amanda saw this in a pizza place in New York. I guess your definition of "here" my vary.

if you call that clothing

Alia saw this at a Kiwanis club. I guess what they're selling is a poor excuse for apparel.

you know, "rights"

I don't know what this firm is really fighting for, but I have no doubt that it's borderline. Thanks Brad and Stacy!

that mail is totally shy

mypointexactly spotted this at a High School in Morgan Hill, CA. I guess the mail isn't quite that gregarious.

good slogan

My cousin Kari spotted this on a High Chair in the UK, and points out that while the quotation marks are awesome, the lack of any other punctuation and random capitalization is what really makes this one special.

not life threatening or anything

Cindy M. writes, "I use these envelopes several times at work to include documents with our customers' orders. Every time I'm tempted to fill the envelope with flyers or other nonsense just to see what is really considered important."

which is the euphemism?

inexperienced and immature. awesome. thanks, Graham.

it's a "deal"

wow, I don't know what to think of a store that calls its merchandise "stuff"... Thanks, Damien.

zero-ish

that one person, she doesn't count. Thanks, David.

we "scanned" it alright

Matt ordered a CD and this came printed on the envelope. I guess the Marshals really listened to the cd and put it back.