zombie DJ

Todd sent me this, but did not go in to check out the undead DJ.

"orange drink"

Yeah. I want to drink "that stuff" that is some color. Thanks, Chris.

Adulterous tapes?

Some of these VHS tapes are seeing somebody, but they still aren't married. Or so they claim. Thanks, Dan.

And with that, I bid you all good night. Back on a more normal schedule tomorrow.

Or so she says

I heard Mrs Clark has never been married, she just wants to seem more matronly to sell juice. Thanks, Katy.

perfect-ish

I hope "perfect" isn't a euphemism for "virgin." Thanks, Grammar Police.

there's "rules"

I guess these rules aren't universally enforced. Thanks, Deidre.

shaaaaake

The caffeine, it makes people do CRAZY things with punctuation. Crazy. Thanks, Jon.

"shadow-free"

Maybe these people think "vegan" is a code word for "healthy." I also wonder what this bar IS made out of if not animal products or wheat. Thanks, Olivia!

that makes "sense"

Colin sent this one. There may be some pun or euphemism to how these folks are really paying for college. Maybe they show up at the student accounts office with a bucket of berries.

simulacrum of food?

Sarah spotted this one when she was in Belfast. I guess American food in Ireland is far from the original anything.