so "affordable"

I guess this place is pretty expensive. Thanks, Jana.

"maniac" eh?

Jasmine suggests that Gilbert may actually shovel other things with less enthusiasm. Hard to say.

Well, most requests

Eugene spotted this in the DC Court of Appeals. I don't know what a certificate of good standing is, but maybe if you request change for it VERY nicely, you can have it.

"safety" you say?

So actually these postal workers are really tired of your kinds running around and yelling. So keep them "safe" ok? Thanks, Chantal.

a "quality" product

I would definitely want to spend money on these products. You know, the "quality" ones. Thanks, Melissa.

"over 50" eh?

Jakob spotted this and, I presume, provided the edit. I guess they are fine with enticing the under-50 crowd.

"comfy" eh?

This lounge makes me feel so "comfy." Totally "at ease." Thanks, Orphia.

well, ok

This makes me wonder 1) how you end up with such a long nickname and 2) what makes one store gayer than another. I'm assuming it has something to do with sequins and leaving it at that. Thanks, Darcy.

Um, the pre-prism version?

Teresa spotted this in Bucharest. She said the name translates to "rainbow" and I guess the quotation marks make sense, since everything I see here is white.

real "cornbread"

They're selling real SOMETHING. What it is, I'm not sure. Just bread? Thanks, Melody.