tents for whoever

I mean, not YOU obviously. You don't need a tent. Thanks, Becki.

"free" candy

It'll only cost you.... YOUR SOUL! Thanks Lily.

"parents"

So I guess these are questionably qualified parents, and you can't let your kids play with a toy atm for some reason. Thanks Ken.

only applies during breakfast

If you happen to look at this sign after 10 am, "now" does not apply. Thanks, Mai-Trang.

"No Bike Riding"

Submitter Debbie suggests she is supposed to imagine someone telling her not to ride bike, I think it's a big wink to the bike-riders. We'll never know the truth.

These are "empty boxes"

So what's in the boxes? Thanks Alicia.

fishing "prohibited"

I'll let submitter Brendan explain why this one might be acceptable:

The shoulder on this bridge, Mile 49 of Delaware Route 1 in Frederica, is only about 2 feet wide and the posted speed limit is 55 MPH. If I had to walk across this bridge, I would shuffle - no quotes about it.

We sell "boxes"

They sell some box-like items here. Thanks Kristinn.

does not "record"

Like submitter Matthew, I wonder what this tape recorder really does (or doesn't do).

"The Parking Choice"

Ok, I understand that some of you think slogans are ok, but this slogan simultaneously makes no sense and perfect sense, so maybe that's what the quotation marks are meant to signify. Thanks Eli.