new meaning of DIY?

Guys, I think the quotation marks on here belong around "service." Thanks Karsten who spotted this in Berlin.

Avoid "makeup"

I don't know what non-makeup makeup-like stains are ending up on the scrubs at the uniform store, but just keep all your particulates to yourself, I guess. Thanks Santiago.

Save big "Money"

I find one of these myself pretty rarely, so I was pumped to see this at my local Menards, were I guess you can save fake money?

"Lotion"

Um, what comes out of this really? On second thought, I don't want to know. Thanks Kevin.

"Sensitive" you say?

I guess whatever this sign is attached to cries sometimes but it's actually for a good reason? Thanks Steve.

"Finest" you say?

Look, fine, top 5 sausages. Thanks Bert.

"Practice" Fields

I guess it's not much of a practice? Or it's the real thing? I don't know. Thanks Christian.

Sure you do

I can sense the "caring" all the way over here. Thanks Heather.

By "Local Artist"

I wonder who really made these prints, and how far away they live. Thanks Jonathan.

Do not "cut" grass

I guess the city does a lousy job? Thanks Brian.