Jessica tells us, "I asked if they were "special" in any fun way and they said no, they had no idea why there were quotation marks around the word brownies...but they were selling really well! I bought one. They were just ho-hum."
Matt explains "Every time I make coffee at my office I wonder why they left this one unattributed. I imagine some sort of pro wrestler jumping out and yelling "TIME FOR A POWERFUL KICK... OF COFFEE PASSION!!!!'"
Some of my friends spotted this in Holland MI the morning after our wedding, fortuitously. Obviously everyone knows that tshirts are not a great gift. Unless, maybe, they are woot shirts. Thanks Steph (and Melanie and Julie?).
I suppose these quotation marks are actually meaningful, as the "to-go container" appears to be aluminum foil. Thanks, David.
I apologize for the lack of posts. I've been traveling and preparing for my wedding next sunday. I'm trying to get ahead and keep posting stuff, but don't be shocked if a few days get lost here and there.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".