I'll admit that the best part of this submission was Norman's list of the products available at this store: "a huge stack of Ricky Martin magazines from the 90s, leopard skin CD case holders, and copious amounts of pseudo Native American art with lots of buffalos." Sounds like stuff you really "need" to protect.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".