I try to avoid offensive language here, but I couldn't resist this, because the more I think about what it could mean, the funnier it is. Was the writer worried you'd take the insult "asshole" literally? Have they taken to calling someone "asshole" as a nickname? Thanks Richelle.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".