"no tuition"

Maybe they mean to emphasize that your tax money pays for the school, whether or not you enroll.  Or they charge ludicrous fees.  Thanks, Kimberly.

wink wink

Michael saw this one in Oxford.  I'm guessing the person who cleans up the bathroom isn't the one who made the sign, or it wouldn't be so ambivalent.  But also, who flushes paper towels??

or so they say

Jeff spotted this one. I guess there is some question about what kind of disaster closed down the thai massage.

"98" Honda

Jason in Delaware found this sign after it blew off of his neighbors car.  Either the car was made in '96, or "98" is someone's rating, which might be pretty good, unless it's out of 500.

(I drive a '99 Honda and it rocks.)

less than perfect

Kelly saw this one on the storage bag for her wedding gown.  I guess the boutique doesn't want to guarantee actual perfection.

somebody else's good friday cake

Michael saw this at Coldstone Creamery.  Ok, the "pie" I get because it's actually ice cream, and the "your" sort of makes sense because you didn't make it.  Evidently you may also serve fake, non-homemade pie on other religious holidays besides easter too.

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They totally made it up

Aaron saw this one in a gift shop.  This is obviously a fake symbol invented in that gift shop, and it means something rude.

giant cow, assumed name

Sorry no posts today, I had a full schedule.  And when I had a moment to spare, I called my mom.  Speaking of my mom, here's another one from my family at the tulip parade yesterday (family jumps the queue.  Deal with it.)  Meredith says, "they call her Bessie the rest of the year".  Also, it's a giant cow.  Come on, that's funny.

profit all over the place

My family watched the big Tulip Parade in Holland, MI today. They saw this bus, for a child care center that is only nominally not for profit. Really, they're raking it in. I mean, check out those wheels!