It’s every young woman’s dream…month’s of harrowing preparation, finding anxiety in every detail in life to arrange the perfect ceremony that will be fondly remembered for years as she ages with her perfect man…only to find he is a less than perfect pig who leers at other women in your presence, and leaves a smell in the bathroom that makes you gag…
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4 comments:
A sufficient wedding should suffice.
I hope Mr. and Ms. Perfect have a lovely life together!
It’s every young woman’s dream…month’s of harrowing preparation, finding anxiety in every detail in life to arrange the perfect ceremony that will be fondly remembered for years as she ages with her perfect man…only to find he is a less than perfect pig who leers at other women in your presence, and leaves a smell in the bathroom that makes you gag…
"A sufficient wedding should suffice."
By definition.
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