Adam writes, "I don't know which is funnier, the "Coming Soon" or the fact that what's coming soon is a Bing Crosby Piano bar!" Agreed. Maybe it's just there for conceptual humor, and never will actually come.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".