Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"tricks"

Adam saw this ad on myspace, which makes it even MORE sketchy.  Last I checked, meeting people isn't that "tricky" if you're not sleezy...

7 comments:

Average White Dad said...

If the woman in the bar is a hooker, and the guy is her "trick", then the quotes make perfect sense. Sort of.

Anonymous said...

or if the "trick" is some sort of sleight of hand move that puts something in her drink. Let's go for (in creepiness) Gold here.

Unknown said...

as in turning tricks?

yikes!

super normal said...

Trick #52: Ask her to hold her glass in an odd position and continue to hold it with two hands while a "secret camera" behind the bar takes her picture. While she is not looking, pick her up.

Anonymous said...

If I wanted to pick up Fran Drescher while she was drinking a cosmopolitan, I'd probably leave a sitcom script on the bar.

Anonymous said...

Tricks will cost you $1500 for a night, slugger!!

Jon Swerens said...

Then again, this guy could have used some tips.