And these people want customers? I would never buy any questionable "meat" (it's a mixture of pig's brains/intestines/a**holes?) no, "meat" that is reduced. Reduced to what? "pseudo-meat"?
Her: "Hey Hon? What should we have for dinner?" Him: "I dunno, how about "meat?""Her: "Yeah! Good idea! We haven't had "meat" in ages!" Him: "I know, and I've been meaning to tell you how tired I am of steak." And so, they had "meat", and it was good. They lived happily ever after.
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And these people want customers? I would never buy any questionable "meat" (it's a mixture of pig's brains/intestines/a**holes?) no, "meat" that is reduced. Reduced to what? "pseudo-meat"?
Ew.
Yay! Spam sale!
Her: "Hey Hon? What should we have for dinner?" Him: "I dunno, how about "meat?""Her: "Yeah! Good idea! We haven't had "meat" in ages!"
Him: "I know, and I've been meaning to tell you how tired I am of steak."
And so, they had "meat", and it was good. They lived happily ever after.
It's lean meat! Good for you!
Two quotation mark pairs open, only one closes...
@Buffy: Speaking of "spam," if you suffer from reduced meat, check your inbox for a cure being advertised....
great to see this ....
thanks for sharing......
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