So, the no diving wink is fairly typical, but I'm not sure what to make of the opening and closing quotation marks in the smaller paragraphs which do not make a set with each other or or, apparently, anything. Thanks Julie.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".