thanks for NOTHING

Submitter L Thomas explains, "Jason Couch is a pro bowler, and I saw this in a bowling pro shop. I guess he didn't find Rich and the crew very helpful..."

"fries"

Will found this on his mom's dinner menu. I wonder what they were really going to eat...

"clearance"

I don't know how many inches EXACTLY it can clear, but hey. more or less. Thanks, Clint.

that sinks

I mean, without a disposal, that's a lousy excuse for a sink. Thanks, Brandon.

moderate cleanups acceptable

I guess there is some question about how "clean" it has to be. Thanks, Dave.

looks like a key...

Kathleen notes that this key went to a bathroom so disgusting she and her friend chose to hold it. Which doesn't qualify it for dubious identity as "key" but hey...

mime knocking

Acting like you'll knock is apparently good enough here. Thanks, nameless submitter.

neither bread nor pudding: discuss.

I guess bread pudding is kind of like grapenuts, now that I see this... Thanks, Pace.

ORLY?

That sounds like a shirt that is going to be very "flattering." Thanks, unnamed submitter.

As you call them here

I guess this store is too proper to call a twenty-five-cent piece but is less formal name without quotation marks. Thanks, Trevor.