I mean, without a disposal, that's a lousy excuse for a sink. Thanks, Brandon.
Friday, December 18, 2009
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8 comments:
This might explain the state of that bathroom in an earlier post, however.
This is simply a poem, titled "Sinks"
Shouldn't the orangy writing say: There is NO disposal?
Put something in here and it 'sinks' but doen't go all the way down....
No one but me realizes that it's spelled "absolutely"? Must be a high school dropout.
Could "absolutly" refer to vodka? No, probably not . . .
Perhaps the individual who produced this masterpiece was paying homage to their beverage of choice the day of the writing.
I'm actually sort of curious who would put straws down the sink often enough to be included on the list... food, coffee grounds sure, that happens all the time, but straws?
Wait.. are we defining what "sinks" are? Because isn't there only one sink here [as evidenced by later use of the singular]..? I think you're right, Jamie--totally a poem.
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