I think "attentionplz" is my new favorite made-up expression. There's also a joke in here about unemployment and the ability to find "work" but it's probably offensive and I can't find it. Thanks, Jim.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".