Tuesday, December 29, 2009

In the court of hard knocks?

They will pretend to prosecute you! Thanks, Jordan.

7 comments:

Ploes said...

Page 1?
Bonus points for writing a store notice in Notepad!

mackthewriter said...

Perhaps they'll "prosecute" the case before Judge Judy.

Vickie said...

I wonder what page 2 says.

toep said...

@vickie, page two is wherein they explain the details of being "prosecuted"

Brian said...

Page two.

Shoplifters will face up to $5,000 in fines and 2 years in jail.

Now you know rest of the story.

rose said...

Hello
Its really very funny.If this is page 1 of notice then what is page 2?May be there would be a law in page 2.I also wonder about this notice of shoplifting.

Lécithine

Gert said...

I see it as more menacing than that: Shoplifters will be "prosecuted" and fined all their teeth, out in the alley behind the shop.