Additionally, I feel the need to publicly commend reader Paul who shared this story with me via email:
You'll be happy to know that I got kicked out of a store in Omaha when I tried to photograph a sign that said "No photos allowed". The combined irony was delicious. Sadly, I was tossed before I got the photo.
Now that's commitment. Apparently the store security did not understand the potential implications of their punctuating.
I've also added a greatest hits list to the sidebar with links to my two all-time favorite posts. If you have others you'd like to nominate, let me know in the comments.