I almost (ALMOST) want to give this one a pass because it clarifies that the "Chef's Dinner" is not stealing what the Chef was eating when he isn't looking. Because that would be both mean and kind of gross.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".