Wednesday, September 07, 2011

or ARE THERE refunds?


My friend Jon spotted this at a drive-in movie theater in MN. I have to say, the sketchy refund policy is less confusing to me than why they needed to specify no fireworks.

5 comments:

46 Long Blake said...

So, like, if you DO have fireworks you kinda get a refund? Or is this not a cause / effect sign...?

terriblywrite said...

Those are definitely "air quotes." (Quotation marks intended :) ) See, they really will give you a refund, but *wink, wink* they don't want the boss to know.

toep said...

It's to alert the hotheads. They don't want no drama, (i.e. no 'fireworks') but if you do make a scene they will probably give you a refund, 'cause, see, they don't want no fireworks....

Buffy said...

If you don't buy any fireworks, you certainly won't get a refund if you don't return the fireworks you didn't buy.

Chez Vickers said...

Its a drive in, home of young lust in the rear seat of the car - hence the policy of No fireworks, "no refund". Maybe?