I wonder what comes with the tree, and if it's any kind of expression. Thanks, Michael.
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6 comments:
Hmmm. Why the ellipsis, I wonder? Seems like something about that smile - or what it takes to get it - has been left out.
Now really, is someone going to actually say "would you please deliver that tree WITH a smile?" i think it even LESS likely that they would say "would you please deliver that tree with a 'smile'?" Of course, on the other hand, Christmas is said to be the season of good cheer.
Something in your eyes was so inviting / Something in your smile was so exciting!!!
I hope this means that I also get one of those Santa smiley's to hang on my front door.
I'm reading this as highly sarcastic and/or passive-aggressive. It amuses me.
Hey fella! I want the perfect tree in the lawn at 707 Poplar delivered to my house at ...
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