It could be someone is trying to diet and this break room refrigerator is their undoing. They can't resist sampling other peoples items. So "please" no food!
Like "yummy" and "sorry" recently, I think you're protesting too much when you include examples which could be interpreted as representing what someone might be saying. After all, you are allowed to use quotation marks to signify speech!
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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Besides, food can be SO difficult to please, what with all its allergies and all; that's why I only try to please the liquids in my life.
It could be someone is trying to diet and this break room refrigerator is their undoing. They can't resist sampling other peoples items. So "please" no food!
Like "yummy" and "sorry" recently, I think you're protesting too much when you include examples which could be interpreted as representing what someone might be saying. After all, you are allowed to use quotation marks to signify speech!
I could see the air quotes someone would make by saying "please". A little sarcasm with your request? Oy.
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