Mike writes, "I took this to mean that the chair was wired. Sorry, buddy, you've been on for 16 minutes....BOOM!!!"
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3 comments:
If it had been "monitored" I'd have kept my lizard eye open....
Doesn't that just mean the computer has a monitor?
So you're to limit your use up to 15 minutes, but after that it's all cool, no monitoring required?
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