The sign is stress inducing in itself - random quotation marks, sexual innuendo/harassment, random light bulbs and a bread metaphor. I do not want anyone affiliated with this sign touching any part of my body.
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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If the reference to "headaches" and "stiff necks" weren't suspicious enough, how about the "in house" allusion?
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors.
The sign is stress inducing in itself - random quotation marks, sexual innuendo/harassment, random light bulbs and a bread metaphor. I do not want anyone affiliated with this sign touching any part of my body.
I count an odd number of quotation marks, too.
And who wants to be massaged with light bulbs?
I need a massage after reading that sign.
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