It's a celebration, the candy has gethered here to enjoy their liberation from oppression>. The second line 'Please help yourself' is meant to be an encouragement to others to take note and 'free' themselves.
Sure you can have the candy for free. Just leave your thumbprint in blood on this contract granting me possession of your soul for all eternity. Here, let me prick your finger...that's it, now press your thumb in that box on the contract. Excellent! Mwahahahaha sucker.... What? Oh I meant here, have a sucker.>;)
Please send your submissions via email to bethanykeeley (at) gmail.com. I look at them all, but it might take a while to get to yours -- sorry! I love you all, but I only have so much energy in a day.
If you want your picture to make the blog DO NOT @tweet them, or leave them in a comment. I need them all in the same place. Make sure your emails are easily distinguishable from spam or viruses (I use gmail web interface, so images get previews).
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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It's a celebration, the candy has gethered here to enjoy their liberation from oppression>. The second line 'Please help yourself' is meant to be an encouragement to others to take note and 'free' themselves.
It's "free", but you owe me one.
wv: clogenes - The Danish step dancing queen is known as Her Clogenes.
Someone ban Adam, or should I say "Ad-spam"?
TANSTAAFC.
alas, blogger doesn't allow me to ban people, but I'll set to work deleting.
Sure you can have the candy for free. Just leave your thumbprint in blood on this contract granting me possession of your soul for all eternity. Here, let me prick your finger...that's it, now press your thumb in that box on the contract. Excellent! Mwahahahaha sucker.... What? Oh I meant here, have a sucker.>;)
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