I am thinking that the person who wrote this fortune knows about the game where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune and decided to add to the innuendo with some quotation marks. Thanks, Melissa.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".