This store is doing a fake promotion during a fake holiday, "Valentine's Day." What remains to be seen is if they are merely underscoring the manufactured nature of our celebration of Valentine's Day, or if they are referencing something EVEN FAKER. Thanks Justin.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".