Submitter Naomi explains: It translates roughly as " 'Soliciting' female cook". My best guess at what it really means: "We don't actually NEED a new cook, but it would be nice to have some female company around here." Either that or it's a thinly veiled call for a housewife from a lonely bachelor.
I'll let submitter Leah explain this one: "My dad coaches Little League baseball and one of the kids' moms made these for the coaches. I think the quotations are less about showing off her pun and more about reassuring my mom that they didn't really... you know... 'score'."
Steve quips, "I'm inclined to believe that 'sandy feet' is a euphemism for something unspeakable, and I can only assume that they hold entirely different standards of cleanliness than the guests regarding dishes."