Anybody who is a teacher will likely tell you it should actually read week-ends "off." As in off except for all the grading and prepping you'll be doing. Sounds "great!"
I worry about any educational organization that hasn't figured out the correct use of apostrophes. But, hell, they're "only" looking for science teachers.
Okay, I'm "over" the apostrophe. Now I'm puzzling about the man peeking from behind the tree. Is he a science teacher? Why is he hiding? He looks like a caricature of a burglar minus the black eye mask.
And what's with the possessive on holiday's? Does the Holiday have bug spray? Because a "teacher" would know how make holiday plural, if s/he got more than one as paid leave.
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I worry about any educational organization that hasn't figured out the correct use of apostrophes. But, hell, they're "only" looking for science teachers.
Virginia, perhaps it's "science" teachers.
Virginia, I was just going to comment on the same thing. :)
This is the funniest blog I've come across in a while. It literally made me laugh out loud. And I'm not using that figuratively.
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I think it's more likely science "teachers."
Okay, I'm "over" the apostrophe. Now I'm puzzling about the man peeking from behind the tree. Is he a science teacher? Why is he hiding? He looks like a caricature of a burglar minus the black eye mask.
Virginia, I think you're onto something. Is science teacher code for burglar? A "great" career?
It's truth in advertising. Being a teacher is "great." I hear they make "a lot" of money.
You won't make ends meet on a science teacher's salary. That's why this one's also a burglar.
and if he knows some "tricks" like MacGyver he'd be good at it
And what's with the possessive on holiday's? Does the Holiday have bug spray? Because a "teacher" would know how make holiday plural, if s/he got more than one as paid leave.
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