Tip: Having an engraved and painted wooden "out of order" sign tells people your stuff is broken a lot, making you look less competent.
I think "Don't-Touch" must be the name of the repairman. Or maybe you're not supposed to touch the repairman (as in "We called the repairman, but he's a "don't-touch" repairman...").
Close Erin, but i think it's a company name. A local DIFY (Do It FOR You, as opposed to DIY) service company, aptly named Don't Touch. As in: "Leave it the Hell alone before you make it worse. We're on our way...."
@Roland, i dunno, i think it gives a nice effect, as in a this is a high-class rundown joint.WV: cornesol, An explanation for an ever-so-slight limp. As in "what's wrong Tim?" "Oh, i have a cornesol."
But WHO is telling me "Don't Touch?" Is it President Obama? Is it the homeless guy down the street? WHO?
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