Wednesday, January 30, 2008

breakfast-ish


Matthew saw this at a Starbucks in Bellflower, CA. I'm guessing they are 1) served all day 2) not really wraps?

12 comments:

TheJay said...

Maybe it was created by someone who is rebelling against the wraps as health food idea and they're trying to say, "You might think this is healthy but, worry not, it will still kill you."

Avocado is also misspelled.

Anonymous said...

They are, in fact, served all day, though as far as I can tell they are actually wraps.

Also, that is the worst signage I've ever seen in a Starbucks... My manager would be hunting heads if our signs looked like that :-P

Tim Craig said...

The bullet points for the two main ingredients are a hoot too.

I'm not quite sure what "Spinach feta" and "Bacon Avacado" are!

Jeff said...

When did Starbucks start making coloring books for 3-year-olds? Start the branding young!

Anonymous said...

is anyone going to say anything about the bizarre ass drawing? exactly what the hell is that supposd to be? no wonder they choose to refer to it as a "breakfast wrap."

Lydia said...

I was going to question the drawing? What IS that? It doesn't look like anything I would want to eat! Good baristas do not always make good artists!

missburrows said...

The drawing reminds me of the characters from a Cranium game.

Centro Pedro Claver, Inc. said...

"breakfast wraps" so what exactly is it..love the quotes you get..blog is a great idea.

Not quite the Bradys said...

LOL Jeff.

Anonymous said...

that thing is sick looking. i truly can't make it out, and i'm a nanny as well as artistic, so i speak both languages. i see a halved avocado.. on a black cutting board?.... with cartoon eyes peeking out of..... a yellow puddleidon'tknow!! i expected to see some sort of representation of a burrito, spinach, feta, and/or bacon in there, but i can confidently say that while i don't know what it is, it surely can't be any of those things.

Anonymous said...

I think the ambiguity here is whether a "breakfast wrap" from starbucks actually counts as "food". Their egg muffin things certainly don't.

Anonymous said...

Well, if it's what they officially call their breakfast foods, then it's just fine.