The submitter who neglected to name him or herself saw this in an engineering building at Cal Poly Pomona. Aside from the dramatic headline and the star trek font, the vague lost privileges are pretty intriguing.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".