He's a professional castrator, but it's illegal so he can only allude to it. Castro Auto Service = Castrato Service. He will do "The Job" that cannot be named.
Auto is the Greek prefix for self, which makes Auto Service mean ... I think you're on to something. Although I have to admit that Castro is quite innovative: usually it's the caller who does "the job" ;-)
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This guy is definitely a porn star auto mechanic.
I think it's a euphenism for whacking someone. Just sayin'.
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He's a professional castrator, but it's illegal so he can only allude to it. Castro Auto Service = Castrato Service. He will do "The Job" that cannot be named.
@Shelley--are you sure it's just "whacking", and not "whacking off"?
What the Argentine flag has to do with auto repair or getting the "The Job" done, I don't know...
Very Godfather-like...
Also intrigued that The Job is capitalized.
for some reason this reminds me of the cleaner in Pulp Fiction.
Sometimes you need some one who will "do the job"
@Buffy - Well, I suppose it could be that kind of "job" as well.
@Shelly & Buffy
Auto is the Greek prefix for self, which makes Auto Service mean ... I think you're on to something. Although I have to admit that Castro is quite innovative: usually it's the caller who does "the job" ;-)
Maybe it's the Italian Job.
Lol - he's definitely a hit-man.
I knew someone who referring to taking a dump as doing "the job".
I think this should definitely be in the running for the hall of "fame"...
I suspect that "The Job" involves some sort of Soviet missiles.
Great stuff....
thanks for sharing....
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