Actually, this sign makes it seem like this golfcourse really isn't closed, since you can call somebody and still play. Maybe it will cost you, hence the ominous "thank you and have fun". Maybe you'll play golf while being hunted like an animal for sport. Thanks, Heather.
Michael notes that this was spotted at "the famous, customer unfriendly Lorenzo's Pizza on South Street in Philadelphia." I don't know what people really take when they ask for a "cup of ice" but Lorenzo is on to them.
Rebecca writes, "When I was a bartender years ago, friends and family often asked when I was going to get a real job. So, this sign stood out to me, as it so blatantly questions the veracity of the profession."