Daniela sends us this from a highchair in a chinese restaurant. It has really ridiculous levels of emphasis (evidently SECURE and NEVER are less important than WARNING). Maybe they mean to say "hey, it's not our warning. We're quoting someone else. Don't shoot the messenger!"
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".