Charlie noticed this fantastic sign at a fair in Spokane, WA. I agree with him that the best part "win"; I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what the "prize" is. There is also one more opening quote than there are closing quotes. I love a dangling quotation mark.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".