Evidently the things in this picture are euphemistically referred to as "chip forks" that need to be dispensed. This must be the fork version of those weird little wooden ice cream spoons. As submitter James says: that's ok, I'll just use my "fingers" instead.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".