This article is just a sample of the email newsletter cluttering Dave's inbox. Ha-ha! (for you "Simpsons" fans)
The "Success" of the "Open House" could have been overshadowed by the big airline hullabaloo but further reading of the complete newsletter called into question terms like "more interested" and "huge".
BlahBlahBlah, they're all quoting a person, BlahBlahBlah, that's how you write headlines, BlahBlahBlah, they're necessary, BlahBlahBlah, I'm an annoying, probably anonymous commenter.
Blah blah blah read the FAQ, blah blah blah, it's still funny, blah blah blah if you're more concerned with being a grammar stickler than enjoying funny quote marks, this isn't the site for you, blah blah blah, Love, Bethany
Please send your submissions via email to bethanykeeley (at) gmail.com. I look at them all, but it might take a while to get to yours -- sorry! I love you all, but I only have so much energy in a day.
If you want your picture to make the blog DO NOT @tweet them, or leave them in a comment. I need them all in the same place. Make sure your emails are easily distinguishable from spam or viruses (I use gmail web interface, so images get previews).
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
5 comments:
BlahBlahBlah, they're all quoting a person, BlahBlahBlah, that's how you write headlines, BlahBlahBlah, they're necessary, BlahBlahBlah, I'm an annoying, probably anonymous commenter.
There, now no one else has to do it.
Blah blah blah
read the FAQ,
blah blah blah,
it's still funny,
blah blah blah
if you're more concerned with being a grammar stickler than enjoying funny quote marks, this isn't the site for you,
blah blah blah,
Love, Bethany
Fine, but this isn't that funny. There's nothing funny about the correct use of quotation marks.
Doesn't all of the humor on this site derive from being a grammar stickler?
Nick: no. Most sticklerism is annoying and not amusing. Sometimes we intentionally misread correct things, and it's still fun.
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