Paul interprets this as "we don't really care what you do because this is a dicey truck stop and the whole germ thing has been blown way out of proportion."
"Please": They really have no inclination to be polite to "Germs Spread": The nickname they've given the big, hairy, hygienically challenged guy that frequents the truck stop. "Wash Your Hands": A direct quote from the hepatitis song on the 80's public service announcements on t.v..
This announcement reminds of those random magnetic words you can stick on your refrigerator door to create spontaneous poetry. "Please"..."Germs Spread!"..."Wash Your Hands." Oh, the humanity.
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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"Please": They really have no inclination to be polite to
"Germs Spread": The nickname they've given the big, hairy, hygienically challenged guy that frequents the truck stop.
"Wash Your Hands": A direct quote from the hepatitis song on the 80's public service announcements on t.v..
I say they're all good. : )
The real crime here is that the urinals are much, much too close together with no divider. *shudder*
It's a 3-for-1 special!
This announcement reminds of those random magnetic words you can stick on your refrigerator door to create spontaneous poetry. "Please"..."Germs Spread!"..."Wash Your Hands." Oh, the humanity.
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