Chris writes, "I was doing laundry in my military dorm building, at a location where I just recently relocated to, and noticed this sign posted on the wall above the dryer machines." Nevermind reminders about cooking in the laundry room, but what are these things euphemisms for?
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".