Thursday, January 08, 2009

imaginary numbers

"um, no sir, this is Motel 6, we actually don't have any amenities."
"oh, my mistake, I must have dialed the wrong number, I was looking for excellence."


Justy said...

So it's "0" to request more comfort and "5" to request excellence?

I feel like it should be "6" for brand identity.

Kristin W. said...

Yeah, I wasn't really sure what they really meant by it. I would have liked them to bring me some excellence but I wasn't sure what number to dial.

After 15 hours of driving, I needed some excellence, goddamn it. Instead I took a picture of the sign and ordered pizza.

And then I submitted it to the "blog" because I thought maybe someone could help me figure it out.

Anonymous said...

They want to make sure you complete their survey, even if you are totally uninterested in winning $500. Because someone is really going to take the time to fill out a survey for the benefit of the Motel 6 out of the goodness of their heart, and then turn down a cash prize. "No, no, that's quite all right-- I just wanted to thank the nice young lady who turned down the corner of my sheets."