This is from Cara's gym. In her email to me, Cara confessed to storing her towel in a locker, beyond this sign, so she is happy for quotation mark borne ambiguity. I'm wondering what exactly they DO expect you to do before entering the locker area?
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".