"Noon" is what the drunks call "midnight" because they're so passed out all the time, they can no longer tell AM from PM. If they're not open in the daytime, rap on the door when the moon is high and holler out "I needs me some BOOZE!"
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I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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That's my kind of beer seller! Beer available 24/7
"Noon" is what the drunks call "midnight" because they're so passed out all the time, they can no longer tell AM from PM. If they're not open in the daytime, rap on the door when the moon is high and holler out "I needs me some BOOZE!"
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