My fiance Justin sent me this one. You may have to click to embiggen the photo, but the stapler has printed on it "open away from face." Words to live by. Apparently spoken by someone else.
Brilliant move putting the advice on the BOTTOM. i don't turn my stpler upside down when i open it, there may still be staples in it that then fall out!
This is fantastic--we have this stapler in our office and I have never ever thought to look underneath. I guess I'm lucky I saw this here, who knows what kind of stapler disaster you may have prevented!
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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Brilliant move putting the advice on the BOTTOM. i don't turn my stpler upside down when i open it, there may still be staples in it that then fall out!
Embiggen. It's still a perfectly cromulent word!
This is fantastic--we have this stapler in our office and I have never ever thought to look underneath. I guess I'm lucky I saw this here, who knows what kind of stapler disaster you may have prevented!
Mine says "Made in China" so no luck with slogans
Paul
http://www.sloganslingers.com
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