These are some words. One of them is in quotation marks. It is mildly possible that a burrito sandwich is a thing, but the periods make me think that is not what this means. Thanks, Carrie.
This one is easy. When using the microwave and being harrassed by the employee, you simply tell them you are heating a "burrito" or a "sandwich" instead of your mittens.
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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Flag on the moon.
This one is easy. When using the microwave and being harrassed by the employee, you simply tell them you are heating a "burrito" or a "sandwich" instead of your mittens.
There's also a lot of crud left over from previous meals. And bacteria.
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