Our building manager at work sent this email to the entire company, about 50 in total most of which are at least Masters level bio-chemists and environmental biologists. No one even knew what he was talking about but apparently he was referring to the tendency of people to shake their hands all over the mirrors after washing them instead of using paper towels.
Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2007 4:22 PM
This was supposed to b a joke. Ducklings play in the water and splatter it everywhere. That's what the "ducklings" do when they play "wash the hands".
those silly "ducklings"? This email is impenetrable.