Erin in San Diego found this in her Sunday newspaper. I like how "completely-in-the-canal" is trying so hard to be cohesive that it needs hyphens AND quotation marks to keep it together. "Se Habla Espanol" is definitely unnecessary but it doesn't seem AS weird because it is talking about how they will SPEAK to you in spanish.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".